Tuesday, August 23, 2005

i'm a f**king walking disaster!

what the fuck...struggled with twisted pinky, sore back, a twisted thumb (with best compliments from last saturday's yoga class) and now dandruff.

dandruff, the shedding of dead skin cells from the scalp at an excessive rate, is the result of the normal growing process of the skin cells of the scalp (yippie...does that mean i'm still growing...good good...dying to achieve a taller physique, hehehe). tried medicated shampoo aka head and shoulders...well, i fell for the ad ok. so, don't ask me why head and shoulders when there are many other brands out there. anyway, i have had pieces of dry scabs on my pillow case and that totally eeeks me out.

and to think that was it?...boy was i dead wrong! to add to all these eekiness...i'm also having sore and dry eyes! boo hoo! fuck the environment. blame it on the environment. mind you, i did not peep at either chris nor gary. although i would have loved to get my hands on either one of them.

oh well, pinky is all well now, thumb's getting better too, as for the back...it is still a bit sore and dandruff...to hell with dandruff!

4 comments:

abo said...

wah lau eh.. you sibeh suay leh.. h & s should work lo.. best if u shave all la then lagi more slutty nunny hor.. kekek

Yogie Wogie said...

eh eh eh...considered leh...then hor, my hair stylist say my head not round enough wor, so not nice if i go bald. then again...the head "down" there was round and shiny when i last checked...wait...shave, head, hair...ohhhh, the one with the brains in it not the zillions blood veins hor. ;)

abo said...

CHOII!!!!!

savante said...

Poor guy! Come over here and lemme give you a hug... I'll wear gloves :)

Paul