Sunday, April 01, 2007

recipe for disaster

ever wondered what to have for dinner...i do, all the time. here's a simple solution to end those midnight hunger pangs or even drive your one night stand partners out of the house...faster than you can say 'fasta pasta baby!'.

it's a recipe for disaster!

ingredients:
- two cups of pasta
- a can of good quality tuna (recommend john west)
- qp mayonaise
- italian mixed herbs
- salt and pepper to taste

oh! and a generous dash of vodka!!!

method:
1. boil pasta...penne and spaghetti used here.

2. once pasta is cooked, put them into a mixing bowl (mixing bowl sounds nicer than the chinese soup bowl). add herbs, salt and pepper. mix well.

3. add qp mayonaise (aka japanese mayo!)

4. last but not lease! a freaking generous amount of vodka...attempted to use blackcurrent flavoured vodka here.

5. walah!!! pasta al dante ala 'lau sai' (go figure what this is) style! guaranteed to churn your stomach upside down.




warning: stay away from open fire...emission of bodily gases are flamable! ensure that toilet bowls are insured! recommend the use of public toilets to minimise clean up.