the chocolate nation

i was told i am a caramel today. how pathetic...i hate caramel.

it seems that the human population can be grouped into different kinds of chocolate. what an insult to this devine piece of dessert. anyway, someone told me that indians are milk dairy (more like bitter dark to me, if i were to group them), chinese are caramels, whites are....white of course, africans are dark chocolate. and what about flavoured ones? there's the rum and raisin ones, the nutty ones, pralines, butterscotch and the list goes on of course.

whatever it is, if i were ever to be grouped into chocolates, i wanna be pistachio raisin dark chocolate...why? coz' i'm a bit nutty and sweet yet classic. hehehe. i hear a couple of "yeah right" coming. oh well...namaste.